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<pre><font size='+2'>CABLE TV lyrics WEIRD AL YANKOVIC</font><br>I used to think my life was so empty,<br />
 I used to think life was passing me by.<br />
 I was just about ready,<br />
 To curl up and die.<br />
 <br />
 But one day I got a visit,<br />
 From the cable company,<br />
 They hooked me up, plugged me right in,<br />
 And now I`ve got cable TV.<br />
 <br />
 And so I get to watch...<br />
 The stock report in Korean,<br />
 Midget wrestling on channel 3,<br />
 It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em,<br />
 Yeah, but that`s OK with me....<br />
 <br />
 I got cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 Cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,<br />
 I love my cable TV yeah,<br />
 Love my cable TV.<br />
 <br />
 I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network,<br />
 The news and weather from Peru,<br />
 I got celebrity hockey,<br />
 And raquetball channel two.<br />
 Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,<br />
 Mr. Wizard is on at five.<br />
 I`ve got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car<br />
 So I can watch MTV while I drive.<br />
 <br />
 I`m talking `bout,<br />
 Real quality programs.<br />
 The type you just can`t get for free,<br />
 Now I`m never gonna leave my apartment,<br />
 Cos there`s just so much for me to see<br />
 <br />
 On my cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 Cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I`ll be:<br />
 Watching my cable TV, yeah,<br />
 Watching my cable TV<br />
 <br />
 My friends they`re getting kinda worried,<br />
 They think I`m turning into some kind of freak.<br />
 But they`re just jealous,<br />
 Cos I`ve seen `Porky`s` twenty-seven times this week<br />
 <br />
 On my cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 Cable TV (cable TV),<br />
 The greatest thing that ever happened to me,<br />
 I love my cable TV, yeah,<br />
 I need my cable TV.<br />
 Can`t live without my cable TV, yeah<br />
 Watching my cable TV.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/cable_tv_lyrics-weird_al_yankovic.html" target='_blank'>CABLE TV lyrics WEIRD AL YANKOVIC</a></pre>

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I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passing me by.
I was just about ready,
To curl up and die.

But one day I got a visit,
From the cable company,
They hooked me up, plugged me right in,
And now I`ve got cable TV.

And so I get to watch...
The stock report in Korean,
Midget wrestling on channel 3,
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em,
Yeah, but that`s OK with me....

I got cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,
I love my cable TV yeah,
Love my cable TV.

I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network,
The news and weather from Peru,
I got celebrity hockey,
And raquetball channel two.
Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,
Mr. Wizard is on at five.
I`ve got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive.

I`m talking `bout,
Real quality programs.
The type you just can`t get for free,
Now I`m never gonna leave my apartment,
Cos there`s just so much for me to see

On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I`ll be:
Watching my cable TV, yeah,
Watching my cable TV

My friends they`re getting kinda worried,
They think I`m turning into some kind of freak.
But they`re just jealous,
Cos I`ve seen `Porky`s` twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
The greatest thing that ever happened to me,
I love my cable TV, yeah,
I need my cable TV.
Can`t live without my cable TV, yeah
Watching my cable TV.

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