California lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I`m just, I`m just fucking with you, I`m kidding
No, there`s this, this young bull and this old bull
And they`re standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

So they`re standing on top of this hill, right?
And they`re looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,
`I got this really good idea.`
And they old bull`s like, `Yeah?`

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

`Yeah,` he`s like, `yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
Let`s run down that hill and fuck one of those cows.`
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he`s just looking at him
He`s like, `Look, I got a better idea.`
And the young bull`s like, `Oh yeah, what`s your fucking brilliant idea?`
And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

And the old bull goes, `Let`s walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?`
You know, like he ain`t been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California