California lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just fuckin' with you. I'm kiddin'.
Na, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standin' on top of a hill.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

So they're standin' on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows.
Whole fuckin' pasture.
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes,
"I got this really good idea."
And the old bull's like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

"Hey," he's, he's like "Yeah. Yeah I got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and fuck one o' those cows."
And the old bull just looks at him. You know, he's just lookin' at him,
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
The young bull's like, "Oh yeah? What's your fuckin' brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill
And fuck all o' those cows. Dig?"
You know like he ain't been in town long or something, I don't know.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.
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