Callin In Sick lyrics

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just don`t feel like goin` to work - I think I`ll call my boss, then I`m

Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I`ve got some strange disease

What`s that little twerp gonna say?

Hey

I`m callin` in sick today

Callin` in sick today



I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching `Ernest Goes to Camp`

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my Tupperware

I`m not busy now anyway

Hey



I`m callin` in sick today

Callin` in sick today

Ain`t goin` to work, no way

Callin` in sick today



I can do anything I want to

I am invincible now

I`m on fire, baby

I`m alive, I`m alive, can you hear me, world?

I`m alive!



Maybe I`ll spend all day staring at the sun

And trying not to squint

Maybe I`ll make a huge color tapestry from

My belly button lint

When I`m sick of takin` abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedom`s just seven digits away

Hey



I`m callin` in sick today

Callin` in sick today

Ain`t goin` to work, no way

Callin` in sick today
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