Callin In Sick Today lyrics

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just dont feel like goin to work
I think I`ll call my boss then I`m
Gunna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
Whats that little twerp gunna say?
hay hay hay

Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underware watchin Earnest Goes To Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my tumperware
Im not buisy now anyway hay hay hay

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Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Aint goint to work no way
Callin in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
Im on fire baby
Im alive Im alive can you hear me world
Im alive!

Maybe I`ll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint
Maybe I`ll make a fuge colored papastry from my bellybutton lint
When Im sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedoms just 7 digits away

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