Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance lyrics

f/ Maestro



[Announcer]

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage

And right now it`s time for the "D?ja Vu"

Buy one, get two table dances alright now fellas,

You know what to do,

Here come the ladies!

Here come the ladies!



[Chris Rock]

Hey baby, hey baby

Hey light-skinned sister, come on over here and give a brotha a dance.



[Girl]

Uh... I already got a customer



[Chris Rock]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Dark-skinned sister why don`t ya give a brotha a dance,

come on give a brotha a dance...



[Bitchy Girl]

My shift is over!



[Chris Rock]

Well why don`t you work some overtime then!?!



[Bitchy Girl]

SHIIIT!!!



[Chris Rock]

Okay, I understand ya shit...

Hey baby, come here, come here, give a brotha a dance

Corn-rowed sister, give a brotha a dance



[Girl]

I`m a waitress!



[Chris Rock]

Oh okay, okay

(piano starts to play)

Damn! What am I glass? I think I`ll sing.



(singing to piano melody)

La-dies of "D?ja Vu"

What must I do... to get with you

I got a role of twenties buried in my pants

So here`s on little question that I`d like to ask...



(Rap beat starts)



(Chorus: Repeat x4)

CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!

SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!



[Maestro]

I been workin` for a week, here`s the money I got

I`m lookin` for a place to bust this nut

I`m attendin` in my benzo

Lookin` for a place to find some mackin` hoes

But that shit don`t thrill me

So I head out to the mad city to get it on, G

Out the benz, I`m lookin` for fun

I`m lookin` for a place that gonna move some (echo)

Know what I`m sayin`, know what I`m talkin` about?

I`m lookin` for a bitch that can turn the party out

I met a bitch named Dynasty,

Wit so much back, she made a blind man see.

What`s really happenin`?

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin`

Now I don`t need romance, all I need to know is



(Chorus: Repeat x2)

CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!

SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!



(Gong Sound)



[Stripper]

I`ll give you a table dance!



[Chris Rock]

But you`re white!



[Stripper]

And you`re cute.



(They start to get it on)



[Chris Rock]

This is a great table dance!



[Stripper]

Hey, you like that?



[Chris Rock]

I love it! This table dance makes me wanna... makes me wanna SING!
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