Can God Fill Teeth lyrics

Don`t ask me why

But I was walking down the streets

Of Fairfax, California

And I saw this flyer hangin`

On a telephone pole, and it said

CAN GOD FILL TEETH?



For a $10 "donation"

You could see silver fillings turn

To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."

New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a

Flashlight and a mirror and observe



But wait a minute

Didn`t I just read

About how the cops are getting parents

To plant bugging devices

In their kids` teeth

So if they disappear they can track `em

Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons

And all that



And didn`t I read

That these devices can go two-way

And everything that I do or say

Is all goin` on tape somewhere right now

Planted in my cavities

And they didn`t even tell me

no wonder every bad thing

In and out of my mouth

Keeps winding up on my employment record



All those fillings

All those crowns

I`ll show them

Who`s the boss of my big mouth



Where`s the pliars

God dammit! Where`s the pliars?!?

Wilma! Where`d you put my electric drill

This is all coming out now-TODAY!



CHORUS

Agh! Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh! Agh!



Must be some kind of conspiracy

The whole world`s a God damn conspiracy

Look anywhere long enough, you`re gonna find a conspiracy

Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!



CHORUS



Needlenose

Up my nose

-Agh!-

Where did all these wires come from?

How far up into my skull do they go

I pull out more and more copper spagetti



How`d my Weekly World News get all w wet?

God damn fishsticks melted again

What are they trying to do to me?

No secrets in the land of the free!



There

no one`s gonna tell me what to do

It`s worth eating baby food

The rest of my life

To be a free man

Bastards

Probably wouldn`t understand me anyway