Can T Complain lyrics

How you doin` bert?
`Wel, not so good Charlie. My back`s gone out and I cut my finger kinda
gnarly. The job`s the same and so`s the boss. He`s still a big ass and my
wallet got lost. My wife`s sick in bed she says she`ll never get well and
all these kids today have gone to hell and all that government paperwork
caught up with me, had to hire a beancounter for an outrageous fee. And I
don7t know if the chicken or the egg is to blame, but all things
considered, I guess I can`t complain...`

`Cheer up,` Charlies said, `things could be worse.`

`Well, yeah, I know, but did I tell you that my landlord`s a cop, my
neighbor`s insane, but all things considered, I guess I can`t compalin...`

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Out on the water
Where the sailing men all go
The water`s high while all the fish swim low

`You know what Bert,` Charlie said, `you got the wrong attitude. Sometimes
life`s a big game and tthe paths you can choose. Things may go wrong, but
ya gotta stand tall.`

`Well I know,` Bert said, `but well...that ain`t all. My hair`s falling
out, the roof leaks when it rains, but all things considered, I guess I
can`t complain...`

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`You know what Bert,` Charlie said, `you`re a real loser, so I`ll see you
next week if you live `til then.`

And a Bert walked out on the sidewalk, ten floors up, two men lost control
of a hoist at just the right time, and a big Steinway grand flattened
Bert like a dime. And as a crowd gathered `round and asked, what was his
name? and could it be the chicken or the egg to blame/ Well, the only
thing heard was that all things considered, he really couldn`t complain.

So if you`re a loser in life and your gun`s out of ammo, just remember
this story about Bert and the piano. `Cause if you can7t string the bow
and you`re clean out of resin, someone may have planned for you a music
lesson. So keep your eyes to the sky, it could be a brand name, and
remember all things considered, you really can`t complain....
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