Cant Fit Her Limbs In The Fridge lyrics

See through cling film wraps her up tigth
Motionless sections no longer able to fight
My doting wife I tried to please her
So I hacked her up and her in the freezer
I wouldn`t let her leave me so she tried to strike out
I hit her with a hammer she was dead with one swift clout
I once used ice to gently tease her
Now it surrounds her in the freezer
Put next to lollies and packets of peas
No room in my fridge cos it`s full of her (Barcardi) Breezers
I`ve had to keep her in the freezer

A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade
Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave
Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose
Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes
I`ll eat her in a stew so she`s always with me
My freezer`s full of limb so there`s plenty to eat

A bucket full of innards and slurry of waste
Placed in the fridge next to her smiling face
I`ve got my memories (I`m keeping her ring)
We had 10 good years before I done her in

Lie still my precious...

Cling film wraps her up tigth
No longer able to fight
My wife, I tried to please her
I put her in the freezer
I wouldn`t let her leave me
I hit her with a hammer
I used ice to tease her
Now it surrounds her in the freezer

I put her next to lollies and the packets of peas
With all frozen dinners placed precuriously by her knees
No room in my fridge cos it`s full of her Barcardi Breezers
I`ve had to chop her up to fit her in the freezer

A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade
Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave
Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose
Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes
I`ll eat her in a ste
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