Spoken:
I`m gonna sing you a song entitled, `I`m a delicatessen store proprietor, and if you don`t smell it, we ain`t got it!`
Hannah and Harry decided to marry,
So they went on their honeymoon;
She was romantic,
He was a fanatic,
Why, everywhere that they would go
She would want to spoon;
Now, if he wanted to give her just a little kiss,
She would hand him a line of jive, hmph, would go something like this:
`Ha, ha, oh, stop it, Harry, gracious, oh, don`t do that, wait!`
Can`t you wait `til you get home,
Can`t you wait until you`re all alone,
I love you, Harry, goodness knows,
But, Harry, you know, you`re tearing my clothes!
Pull that stuff when you`re all alone,
I`ll do in the parlor when we get home,
I love you, Harry, you know I do,
Stop that, Harry, I mean you!
Pull that when you`re all alone,
Just wait until you get home!
Say, can`t you wait `til you get home,
Just wait until we`re all alone,
I`m crazy about you, I see,
Oh, Harry, he-he-he,
Pull that when you`re all alone,
Say, I`ll love you `til the cows come home.
Why, I`m crazy about you, goodness knows,
I can`t understand you, Harry, stop, oh!
Pull that when you`re all alone,
Can`t you wait until you get home?
Can`t you wait until you get home,
Wait until you`re all alone,
Crazy about you, you know it, dear,
I can`t demonstrate my passion here!
Pull that stuff when you`re all alone,
And I`ll love `til the cows come home,
I love you, Harry, and that`s all right,
Wait, you`ll get it once, sometimes twice,
In the parlor all alone, -acap
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