Canyonero Ad lyrics

Can ya name the truck with four-wheel drive

Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

Canyonero

Canyonero

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down

It`s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown

Canyonero

(Y`aah!)

Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)


[Krusty:] `Hey hey!`


[spoken disclaimer:] `The Federal Highway

Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for

highway or city driving.`


(Canyonero)


Twelve yards long, two lanes wide

Sixty-five tons of American pride

Canyonero

Canyonero
(Canyonero)


Top of the line in utility sports
(Ooh____________ooh______

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
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Canyonero

Canyonero
(Canyonero)

(Y`aah!)


She blinds ev`rybody with her super-high beams

She`s a squirrel-squashin` deer-smackin`

Drivin` machine

Canyonero

(Y`aah!)

Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)

(H`aah!)

Whoa, Canyonero!
(H`aah!)

(Y`aah!)

Whoa, Canyonero!

Whoa
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