Captain Gaydar Its Time To Wind Your Clock Again lyrics

What came first the chicken or the moron?
I`d say the moron potty trained or not.

I wipe your ass you scratch my back

Go ahead and continue to
think about your genitalia
but before you speak, before you think,
Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway

americana memorabilia
-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
ready the probe and ready the stove
at the Branding center my cheesbro`

Plus or minus three percent points
(variance of ignorant humans)
but I`d have to say that there are
many more in retro sewage

I wipe your ass you scratch my back
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