Car Of Pain lyrics

I bought me an auto
An `81 Ford Escort Wagon
Now the fan it be broke
And the tail-pipe it be draggin`
I feel like a schlemiel
My mechanic`s fit for hangin`

I got to go to Rust Check
Bout the price I`ll be hagglin`
I can`t drive it home `cause
The muffler it be saggin`

Got a car full of pain!
Satan`s is my engine
Beelzebub`s in my trunk
Mephistopheles` at the wheel
Because I`m too gosh darn drunk
Baal`s my passenger
And Lucifer`s beside him
A demon`s in the coolant

I got bats in the transmission
This Escort needs an exorcism
Pan is to blame
Got a car full of pain!

I put a tiger in my tank
I let a champ spark my gas
Now I got`s a demon in the hood
A pain in the ass
I think the seats are broken
(Oh no!)

(*spoken* Okay play us some blues on that harp.. Blind
Lemon Trevor!*)

*Trevor plays somewhat badly*
Please please mister
Take your blessed wrench

Cast out this demon horde
And replace the brimstone stench
With the smell of gasoline
A heavenly muffled roar
I`ll worship you oh Speedy man
Mister Goodwrench even more

Let it run
Let it run
Let it run
Oh God, let it run!

And now it purrs just like a kitten
It roars just like a lion
(Roar!)
(What?)

It runs just like a temple golden
Carved by the Mayans
Here comes the mechanic
Oh no, how much?
Four hundred bucks?!
You piece of slime!
You smell and you suck!
Your father was a jackal
Your mom`s his sister`s bitch

Got a car full of pain!
Yeah I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
Got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
Car full of
Car full of
Car full of pain!
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