[Boots]
Now if ya gettin` in my car don`t sit down right away
Cause my passenger seat tilts sideaways
And don`t even try to lean the shit back
The whole damn thang`ll fall off the track
Stick your hand out, and signal for a right
My window`s stuck plus I got a broken turn light
Naw I ain`t dippin`! Sometimes I get a stuck brake
Got my rearview attached with some duct tape
Keep yo` knee right there!
I`m tryna keep that glove compartment closed playa!
The seatbelt don`t work just tie it round your waist
If you crash through the window just cover your face
The radio gets one station on AM, it`s Chinese
but if you listed you could catch what they sayin`
Stop complainin` -- I heard what you said
So what the seat spring poked you in the leg?
Didn`t know it stabbed you, but what you stompin` fo`?
You finna put yo` foot through that hole in the flo`!
Now what you say - you gonna sue me?
Awwww, because the baby hurt his leg and got a booby?
Now your feelings hurt, you wanna get up out my shit
Cool motherfucker, here you go, get yo` kicks
You need to act a little older!
If you want that do` to open you gon` have to use yo` shoulder
Get the fuck up out fool, you lose - why?
My car is better than yo` shoes
Chorus: *sung* (2X)
Now if you get in my bucket baby, you gotta sit on the flo`
And I ain`t go no license you know, I`m tryin-a duck the po`-po`
[Boots]
See me in the town you might think I`m a star
Every three months in a different car
Like the other day in a `81 Datsun
wit` my alternator rollin` shotgun
Or in the fall in a `88 Seville
Pushin` it wit my foot down the hill
Once I did a Send " Cars And Shoes" Ringtone to your Cell