There`s a worm in my head and a fish in the bed,` she said
Confused you will be
He`s got the car on the lawn and he`s using the horn again
Annoyed she will be
CHORUS
Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out
`There`s a girl at my door and she`s begging for more,` he said
`Abused you will be`
`If you touch a hair on my head then you`d be better off dead`
She said `Oh joking you must be`
CHORUS
There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met
And now there`s just pieces of coal
There was a thought in his head the first time she said
And now there`s just a gaping hole
(They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons
and stuff but, that`s not enough, Crayola Kid.)
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