I am a ceilidh cowboy
I`m a stranger in this town
You should hear your women
squeal with joy
When I get their knickers down
I`ll dance them and romance them
Til they`re nearly out of breath
Then when I taken them out for air
I`ll fuck them half to death
Been sitting on a fridge
close to the edge
Running out of coke
and dying for a poke
Don`t lock up your wives
and daughters
Don`t lock up your cats and dogs
I came down here
with my feet all bare
And I sleep in a hollow log
Yippee I oh
Yippee I ay
Yodle odle ee
Yodle odle ay
Yodle odle odle ay
My name is Father Emmett
I`ve been banished from my home
Cos all the women loved me
and I always had the bone
I could play the concertina, guitar, bouzouki and cittern
When I dance the Siege of Ennis
The floor beneath me starts to burn
For a jar or two just get me through
I`ll do a turn for you ...
and absolve you too
I`ll take care of your missus
All night long the whole night through
While you jump on that young one
over there
That`s making eyes at you
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