Celebrity lyrics

Someday I`m gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don`t really need it,
Thanks to reality shows

Can`t Wait to date a supermodel,
Can`t Wait to sue my dad.
Can`t wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....

Chorus-
Cause when you`re a Celebrity
It`s adios reality
You` can act just like a fool
People think you`re cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn`t just how I like it
They say I`ve gone insane,
I`ll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
uh huh

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When Things don`t go my way.
I`ll get community service
No matter which law I break

I`ll make the supermarket tabloids,
They`ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP!

Chorus-
Cause when you`re a Celebrity,
It`s adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you`re cool,
Just cause you`re on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I`ll blame it on fame
And say it`s just so tough.
Being a Celebrity

So let`s hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We`ll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!

Chorus-
Yeah, When you`re a Celebrity
It`s adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you`re cool,
Just cause you`re on t.v.
...Being a Celebrity
...Yeah Celebrity!
...uh-huh