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<pre><font size='+2'>CEMETERY POLKA lyrics TOM WAITS</font><br>Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice<br />
 He`s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse<br />
 Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss<br />
 <br />
 Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William<br />
 Made a million during World War Two<br />
 But they`re tightwads and they`re cheapskates<br />
 And they`ll never give a dime to you<br />
 <br />
 Auntie Mame has gone insane<br />
 She lives in the doorway of an old hotel<br />
 And the radio is playing opera<br />
 All she ever says is `Go to hell`<br />
 <br />
 Uncle Violet flew as a pilot<br />
 And there ain`t no pretty girls in France<br />
 Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint<br />
 They say he never keeps it in his pants<br />
 <br />
 Uncle Bill will never leave a will<br />
 And the tumor is as big as an egg<br />
 He has a mistress, she`s Puerto Rican <br />
 And I heard she has a wooden leg<br />
 <br />
 Uncle Phil can`t live without his pills<br />
 He has emphysema and he`s almost blind<br />
 And we must find out where the money is<br />
 Get it now before he loses his mind<br />
 <br />
 Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice<br />
 He`s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse<br />
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Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He`s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss

Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
Made a million during World War Two
But they`re tightwads and they`re cheapskates
And they`ll never give a dime to you

Auntie Mame has gone insane
She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio is playing opera
All she ever says is `Go to hell`

Uncle Violet flew as a pilot
And there ain`t no pretty girls in France
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
They say he never keeps it in his pants

Uncle Bill will never leave a will
And the tumor is as big as an egg
He has a mistress, she`s Puerto Rican
And I heard she has a wooden leg

Uncle Phil can`t live without his pills
He has emphysema and he`s almost blind
And we must find out where the money is
Get it now before he loses his mind

Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He`s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss

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