Afi Cereal Wars lyrics

Get up early in the morning,
Going to the store.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
It`s the cereal war.
Fuckin` store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
It`s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
It`s got a condom in the box.
I`ll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is sonny anyway?
Some say dino`s are the best,
They`ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There`s not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
And always stay away from wheaties.
Now it`s dinner time and i`m going back to the store.
I had some erkles, `liked `em a lot.
It`s the cereal war.
I wish i were calvin or hobbes
And then i could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get cap`n crunch,
I guess i`ll have crunch berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
That`s the only kind i`ll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do i look like a fuckin` squirrel to you?
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