Charles Mansons Birthday lyrics

Charles Manson`s Birthday
by Otis Ball
from _I`ll Love You Til I Don`t_,
on Bar/None

It`s Charles Manson`s birthday, nobody`s there
I tried to have a party - does anyone care?
A bag of balloons
A bucket of beer
One funny hat --
Nobody`s here
(except me)

It`s Charles Manson`s birthday, so I sent a card
He doesn`t have a lightbulb, but he can read it in the yard
What do you get for a
Psychotic guy
Who`s stuck in prison
And can`t get high?

Maybe next year I`ll advertise in a college paper
If a girl shows up, we won`t rape her
We`ll hide the knives; we`ll hide the gun
I sure hope Charlie still has fun

It`s Charles Manson`s birthday, no-one bought a gift
If I were Charlie Manson, well I`d be pretty miffed
None of the Beatles
None of the Stones
Sent him a letter
Or bothered to phone

Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
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