I met him in a crowded room Where people go to drink away their gloom He sat me down and so began The story of a charmless man Educated the expensive way He knows his claret from his beaujolais I think hed like to have been Ronnie Kray But then nature didnt make him that way He went...
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x) He thinks hes educated airs Those family sharesWill protect him That well respect him He moves in circles of friends Who just pretend That they like him He does the same to them And when you put it all together Theres the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)
He knows the swingers and their cavalry Says he can get in anywhere for free I began to go a little cross-eyed And from this charmless man I just had to hide
Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x) He talks at speed He gets nose bleeds He doesnt see His days are tumbling Down upon him And yet he tries so hard to please Hes just so keen For you to listen But no-ones listening And when you put it all together Theres the model of a charmless man
(Do anything you do if you can)
He thinks hes educated airs Those family sharesWill protect him That youll respect him And yet he tries so hard to please Hes just so keenFor you to listen But no-ones listenig And when you put it all togetherTheres the model of a charmless man