Cheap Drunk lyrics

I`m a cheap drunk - Give me one and I`m flyin.` A cheap drunk, give me two and I`m tryin` you on for size. Please do not criticize; I only slobber when I am not so sober! Give me one beer and I`m sure to be cheery. Give me two beers and I`m happy, really. Give me three beers and I`m goin` on ecstatic. Give me four beers and I`m sure to have had it but, I`m not really sure where or with whom `cause by the second beer I`m horny - they`re tellin` me: `Go rent a room!` Well, I`m a cheap drunk...I work hard all of the week and I think that I really deserve a rest and besides, after I have had my very first drink, that`s when I am at my best. So, give me one beer...But, I only pay for it the next day so if you`re comin` home with me, baby, I suggest you slip away or else you`ll be rubbin` my back and swearin` you still find me hot while I`m dealing with my little issue of GUT ROT! I`m a cheap drunk... Please do not criticize.
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