Chester The Molester lyrics

Chester the Molester`s not without his charm
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He`s saying `Hey bartender put it on my tab
Unless my limit`s running out again.` (out again)
He`s generous but when he`s tired of coughing it up
Well there`s a bill that says he will
But he`s never concerned
If he gets burned

Because it`s hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can`t be too soon

Chester the Molester`s trying to hide his ring (what a man)
But he`s the only guy who`s halfway interesting
He`s saying, `Hey, bartender, can you fill `er up,
Because you see she`s running out again.` (out again)
`You thought I was the type of guy that never put out,
But I`m not,
Any more than you were`

Because it`s hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can`t be too soon
Oh no, it can`t be too soon

Don`t give in
Say you`re gonna turn around and leave
Don`t give in
Say you`re gonna turn around and leave

Chester the Molester never kept his word (what a man)
He never bought that drink and now he`s lost his bird
He`s saying, `Hey, bartender, can I look you up,
If I`m ever coming out again?` (out again)
She`s courteous but shuts him down, he`s wondering still
If there`s a pill that says she will
`Cause he`s never concerned
But he`ll get burned

Because it`s hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can`t be too soon
Oh no, it can`t be too soon