Chico And The Man lyrics

Man, what time is it?

Chico and The Man

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Holy shit!

Chico and The Man

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I shouldn`t a drank all that shit last night

Chico and The Man

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Aw

Another day, same couch

rib cushions my feet

pop tart and milk

great `fridge`

got nothing to eat

love left me for money

she`s a ho anyway

gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all day

I sit and get high, make cocktail dry

love is a lie, and I am alive

it seems boring, number rolling

so I`ll just sit here, light a cig upon the stove

and crack a beer and watch

Chico and The Man

I got my pony watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m gettin` high watchin`

Chico and The Man

the time fly watchin`

Chico and The Man

don`t got no job, watchin`

Chico and The Man

gettin` high watchin`

Chico and The Man

I got my beer watchin`

Chico and The Man

the time fly watchin`

Chico and The Man

don`t got no job

Wakin` up, bogart

I`m might be dope, but I`m not fly

might as well die

or maybe I`ll actually take my lazy, shitty ass and walk outside

iller than the neighbor`s ignorate, judgemental wife in disgust, naw

I think I`ll smoke one more cigarette, and watch the Spanish Channel and lust

maybe I`ll glue my eyes closed, maybe I`ll write Shakspearean prose in the nude

in search, ending up searching for strange focuses, while swallowing Quaaludes

"Hey dude!"

"What?"

I`m fuckin bored

My brain chemicals will allow no joy

I`m sick of decoys

So I lay under the covers one more beautiful sunny day and watch my stolen cable

"Why don`t you enjoy life for what it is?"

I`m not able

and hey, who`d I wake up next to?

I don`t remember you

"but Brooks, I`m your true love from high school...gimme a hug baby"

"hey, hey, hey, fuck you"

but anyway, back to the numbing sound of quality programming

I think I`ll drink liquor, curse God and a watch Knots Landing

black out the windows `cause the Sun`s screwing up my reception, damn

and once again I`m watchin`

Chico and The Man

I got my beer watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m gettin` high watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t got no job, watchin`

Chico and The Man

the time fly watchin`

Chico and The Man

the time fly watchin`

Chico and The Man

I got my brew watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m gettin` high watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t doin` nothin`

I lost my job, my car battery dead

and I`m pissin` on the seat, can`t get a trade to the head

how in the hell did it get this bad?

gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads

and I`m eatin` stale Pop-tarts and bustin` farts

done turned unemployment into an art

tell the whole world to leave me alone

don`t knock on my door, don`t call my phone

I ain`t pleasing you but motherfucker I`m grown

and I`m lazy as hell but I`m on my own

cigarettes, empty bottles and dirty socks

underwear with skidmarks and a broken clock

my cigs piled high where the roaches roam

on a two-week old plate of chicken bones

diggin` in my ass and I grab the remote

switch on the Magnava

and guess what`s on?

What`s that?

Chico and The Man

I got my pony, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m gettin` high, watchin`

Chico and The Man

got a Pop-tart, eatin`, watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t doin` nothin`, watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t got no job, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I need a life, watchin`

Chico and The Man

can`t get no pussy, watchin`

Chico and The Man

what`s happenin` to me, watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t got no job, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I need some money, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I need a woman, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m on my ass, watchin`

Chico and The Man

this life`s a bore, watchin`

Chico and The Man

I`m all alone, watchin`

Chico and The Man

countin` the roaches, watchin`

Chico and The Man

need to get some jobs, watchin`

Chico and The Man

ain`t doin` nothin`, watchin`

Chico and The Man

and you know

Chico and The Man

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I don`t give a fuck man, you know

my mom says I ain`t got no responsibilites you know and all

You know maybe she was a hippie

from the 60`s

and she just gave me some ill gene

you know what I mean?

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Fuck it!