Ah miss g mary won`t you c please g come home from d(7) china.
Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth.
Em don`t you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise.
Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild.
Ah miss mary won`t you please come home cause i miss ya.
Your old spinster sister don`t always give good advice.
Look at her she`s in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.
He`ll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife
Chorus:
Ah miss em mary won`t you b please come home from c china.
A come home from g china.
D come home from c china am6.
Repeat chorus
Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.
He don`t care if you come, he don`t like i do.
He`s in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.