Chinese Freestyle lyrics

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I`m-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
Hit you when i shit with my little-ass dick. yellow
If you wanna see me eat jell-o
I never seen nothin` like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name chang wanna see my wang?
Neva good god hit the gong with a bang. waaa?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that`s not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? well i don`t
But i like fried rice and i got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
That ain`t nice four for the cookie i only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me i only swallow dolla fifty
Fifty five. wanna see me go gaa? hit you with the lang. hai ya!
War when i hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? you fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. only americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, i can put it in your shoe
Watch this- i can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
Waaaaaaaai-yah!
I can kick you if you don`t pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that`s fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don`t expect nothin for free, at least from me ching chang chewie
I got you from taiwan city and hong kong
I just smoked a bong and i can do it all night long
And don`t mistake me for a viet cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When i get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho chi minh shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins hai ya
Can`t be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it`s called
Egg foo yung, en lo main
So come on in baby and have it just the same hai ya! haaaaah!
No wok tow ung di day
Ha, i don`t suppose ha haha huh?
Huhhhuhu huh