He called us slobbering!
Said we were mangy!
Did I hear stupid?
Tell us again-- gee
It`s so incredible
That you`re so rude
When you`re so edible
When you are food!
It`s time to chow down
I`m chompin` at the bit, baby
My stomach`s on the growl, son
You both been invited on a date
Two courses handed to us on a plate
We`ll have you raw, won`t be long to wait
Seeing you`re already brown
Your ribs are looking so tasty
Such chewy little chops, chums
Now wasn`t it her mom who ate your dad?
And having parents eaten makes us mad
We`re gonna settle up the score a tad
We`ve never had a snack of such renown
What, Ed? What is it?
Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Well, there it goes!
I think we should begin the meal from scratch
So many juicy segments to detach
Be good as gold for you`re as good as carved
Here, kitty kitty...