Christmas Celebration lyrics

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won`t you stay with me tonight
Cos I`m running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I`d rather eat some mace
Cos that egg nog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes
You`ve seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can`t get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I`m begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of christmas cheer
Cos they knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You`ve seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can`t get out the door

You know how the story goes
You`ve seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can`t get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won`t you stay with me tonight
Cos I`m running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah