Christmas Is Almost Here lyrics

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Christmas is almost here (x3)
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It`s just five days till Christmas, I haven`t done a thing
Don`t even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking
Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night
I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight

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It`s four days till Christmas, still have to decorate
Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate
Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot
Then I spend the day separating what I`ve got

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It`s three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards
I started writing letters now I just say `best regards`
I shove `em in a mailbox and to the mall I go
To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....)

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Two days till Christmas, a million things to do
Clean the house, put on tea, company is due
Where are my in-laws, they should have shown up
I bet they`re at the airport I forgot to pick them up

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Christmas is here

It`s finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five
I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive
Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert
If these are my holidays I`d rather stay at work
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