Christmas Song lyrics

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where`s me fucking bike?

I`ve unwrapped all this other junk and there`s nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I`d have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You`ve stuffed me bloody order up

It`s enough to make you spew

And I`m not the only one who`s snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where`s me fucking pram?

You promised me you`d bring me one, you remember who I am.

`Cause I`m the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I`ll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I`m gonna punch you in the guts

And I`ll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait `till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we`ll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don`t listen to him boys and girls `cause he tells fucking lies

He`s just a piss tank and a pervert, and he`s not even very bright

`Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I`m gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he`s gonna punch your fucking lights out

`I saw mummy sucking santa clause`
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