Christmas Stan Parody lyrics

(A lump of coal I`m Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can`t believe it`s Christmas morning,
And there`s no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
And I`m so mad, I`m so mad.)

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A lump of coal I`m Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can`t believe it`s Christmas morning,
and there`s no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
and I`m so mad, I`m so mad.

Dear Santa,
I wrote but you aint` brought me nuthin`,
I sent you a whole gift list,
But I still hadn`t got none.
I sent to letters back in autumn,
You must not have got em`.
There probably was a problem with the elf`s up there or sumthin`.
Maybe them midgets didnt know that Christmas was coming.
But anyway, fuck it,
Whats been up man how`s your reindeer?
I put cookies on the roof for them to eat when they get here.
You missed my house this time,
That`s OK, maybe next year.
Wake my ass up then and we`ll have a light beer.
On my list was some things that I want you to bring me.
When you get a chance, please drop em` all down my chimney.
What I asked you for was playstation from Sony,
And Play-dough, and Lego`s, and skates and a pony.
That`s all I want, and this year I been good.
So please, fill up that sack and swing by my hood,
If you could, Truly yours, youre biggest fan,
This is Stan.

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Dear Santa,
I can`t believe that you forgot me again.
Ain`t shit sittin` underneath the tree in my den.
You didn`t bring Play-dough or Legos or Sony.
How am I supposed
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