Cinderellastepsisters Lament lyrics

Why would a fellow want a girl like her?
A frail and fluffy beauty?
Why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a solid girl like me?!

She`s a frothy little bubble
with a flimsy kind of charm
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm!

Oh oh why would a fellow want a girl like her?
So obviously unusual?
Why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a usual girl like me?!

Her face is exquisite I suppose,
but no more exquisite than a rose is.
Her skin may be delicate and soft
but not any softer that a doe`s is.

Her neck is no wider then a swan`s
She`s only as dainty as a daisy
She`s only as graceful as a bird...
So why is the fellow going crazy?

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,
A girl who`s merely lovely?
Why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who`s merely me?!

She`s a frothy little bubble
with a frilly sort of air
and with very little trouble
I could pull out all her hair!! Haha ha ha!

Why would a fellow want a girl like her,
a girl who`s merely lovely?
Why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who`s merely me?

What`s the matter with the man?
What`s the matter with the man?
What`s the matter with the man?!
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