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A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes.
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight.
Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand.
And you`ve got a headache again.
I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
Trimmed my nose hairs just right.
I thought you`d be impressed, by my new huntin` vest,
But there`s no chance tonight.
It ain`t the first time this year; it`ll be TV and beer.
I `bout forgot what it`s like to be kissed.
As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.
Did I shave my back for this?
Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife.
Now I bet she`ll regret the fact that she didn`t let,
Me take her to that motel with a pool.
You know it`s so hard to find free HBO and Showtime.
And them vibratin` beds sure are cool.
I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe,
Trimmed my toupee just right.
Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Er, you know the directions said that it might.
Well it`s a mystery to me, why she don`t like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist.
I`m wearin` my brand new drawers, and wonderin` what the heck for!
Did I shave my back for this?