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I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian
But I`ve some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixson line
So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian
And headed for my uncle`s farm for a short time
I thought that I would be hunting and fishing
I missunderstood him somehow
So far there`s nothin but chores here to mention
I`m bedding and feeding the sows
How do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn`t in FFA
This cow must think I`m crazy up under it this way
I`m sittin here a pullin but there ain`t nothin coming out
Oh-me-i-ee-i-o
How do you milk a cow?
I love it here in Tennesse
But these farmers all make fun of me
Can`t haul much hay in a tiny sports car
So I got myself a four wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night
And I`ve got sheer-shootin right down to an art
One things for sure I hate shovelin manure
It gets all over my overall
Them horses need shoein I hear Bessy mooin so I thought maybe I`d ask you all
How do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I think its safe to say I may get arrested for this in L.A.
This hiefer must empty cause she ain`t puttin out
Oh-me-i-ee-i-o
How do you milk a cow?