Clowns Are Experts At Making Us Laugh lyrics

Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n` commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin` out - In parades they scream n` shout - They`re sad as hell, and they`re singin` the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - Here`s some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here`s a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald - (He`s only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried and he ran away - They get no respect, aren`t served in bars - No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin` around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin` the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, `Where ya - goin` Bozo?` - I said, `I`m not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man`s a friggin` - genius.` - Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It`s hard as hell to make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin` in a bar havin` a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - `Bartender, give me a tree fort.` The bartender looks at him and says, - `What`s in - a tree fort?` `Playboy books and cigars.` - Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse
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