Cock Mobster lyrics

[Verse 1]

Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?

I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame

Rappaz R. N. Dainja

"Depression is closely followed

By delusions of grandeur." (--Karen Horney)

I think about all the pube I got

While reading the Rubaiyat

And make babies in bunny slippers

With the JBs rockin` the Honey Drippers



[Chorus]

[Sample]

"Hey baby, do you know who I am?"

[Paul]

Cock Mobster

It`s a porn utopia

A cornucopia of warm fallopia

Cock Mobster

My dandy voice makes the most

Anti-choice granny`s panties moist



[Verse 2]

I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie

I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks

I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses

but Cindy Crawford ...offered

I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum

I`m immersed in Kirstie Alley`s thirsty valley

I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.

Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)

I`d feel the pubis of Mila Kunis

I`ve seen the trim of Tina M.

I`d crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton

And I`ll disrobe Lisa Loeb

I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price

Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr

Lisa Bonet: I`d like a piece of your day

I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley



[Chorus]



[Verse 3]

I`m a braniac with a veiny sack

resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)

She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off."

I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff

I`m very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey

But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup`s butt up

I`m the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella

I`m truly the hero of Julie Shapiro

But I`m sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman

I`m putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston

which brings in Amy Tan

She said, "Lay me, mon."

Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick

I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon

Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya

Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver

I`m having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars

Winona Ryder? Going inside her!

I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith

I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum

I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched
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