Too Hort Cocktales lyrics

H-E-A-D,

All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P

You`re just a big freak, you better not complain,

When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.

If you a fake bitch, ain`t no thing

I`ll pick up the phone and call Janine.

If I call Marie, I know for a fact

I`m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi

Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.

She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.

She was fine as fuck, but can`t fuck with Tina

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.

I took her to my house and told her strip

Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.

I said, `Bitch!!! Do what you want

Cause this true blue mack won`t even front`.

I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum

Pussy so tight, it wouldn`t give me none

I`m Too $hort baby couldn`t be no punk

I`m trying to get freaky cause I love the funk

My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,

I didn`t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.

I know you stop and wonder just what it is..

It`s the California lifestyle that I live.

My name is Short, my game is long

I freak these hoes and sing these songs.

I know this girl named Annette

Get her all alone and she`ll suck your dick

Hella freaky...won`t say no for shit

You and her all alone, nigga that`s your bitch.

I know another freak her name`s Joanne

I always get the pussy cuz I know I can

Finest bitch around, ain`t got no man

Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.

She`s like another bitch named Christine

Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor

Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that shit

She got my number, if she beep me, I`m gonna call that bitch,

And go dig in them guts like a gardener,

If she starts screamin`, I`m gonna fuck the bitch harder.

Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales I tell so well

You don`t like my dirty rap you can go to hell

Cuz SAhort Dogg`s on the mike tellin` cocktails.

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,

Fucking M.C.`s cause she`s so nasty,

See her backstage trying to throw that ass,

She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy

You can`t stop the bitch

Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch

My name is Short my game is long

I freak these hoes and sing these songs.

I know another girl named Stephanie

Do anything she can to have sex with me

She really don`t bring out the best in me

But I love her fine ass laying next to me.

She`s like another freak named Nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties

I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.

Angie called me up about two weeks later

Talking some shit about do me player

So I did her just like Tamara,

Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.

Next they told a girl named Rocquelle

Got my skin all under her fingernails

She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit

That was way back now I can`t find the bitch

But if I do, I`ll probably do the same again

Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.

I`m Too Short baby, I don`t stop mackin

I grab the microphone and I don`t stop rappin

You can bet your life as I spit these raps

I`ll be fucking em` up like that...BITCH.

I know another trick her name was Shery,

I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very...

SOmetimes it`s shaved and sometimes it`s hairy.

I`m Short Dogg ain`t nothing nice

You ever make me mad and I`ll fuck your wife

Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.

I guess I`ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch

Like my other little tramp named Erika

ANywhere I want to fuck that`s where I fuck

Cuz she`s the freakiest bitch in America

Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....

Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don`t like my dirty raps you can go to hell

Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!
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