Lately I`ve been thinking about
Eating my cat, eating my cat
Gonna put him in the oven
And drain him of fat
Yeah, he`d like that
`cos when you got no chicken
And you got no meat
There`s nothing like that cat
That`s farting at your feet
I wanna eat him
I wanna eat him now
C`mon pussy gonna make you meeow
Animals are beautiful
But they taste so good
Even mad cow`s disease tastes
Better than it should
Lately I`ve been thinking about
Eating my dog,
Put an apple in his mouth,
Kind of like a hog.
`cos when you`re makin` spare ribs
Or puppy eye stew
They sat chewin` on a paw
Can make a man feel like new
I wanna eat him
I wanna eat him now
C`mon doogy gonna make you howl
Animals are beautiful and
Animals are beautiful
He likes his
He likes his
He likes his meat done real rare
Can I get a little bit of animal
A little bit of
Can I get a little bit of animal
A little bit of
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