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There was this blind man right.
there was this blind man right.
he was feelin his way down the street .
with his stick right.
hey he walked past this fish market .
you know what im saying .
he stoped he took a deep breath.
he said Whoa! Good morning ladies.
You like that shit man?
I got a gang of that shit man.
I`ll tell you what
My man on the guitar
Dude on the drums
Everyody gather `round the mic
I`ll tell ya all these muthaf**kas
First I`mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C`mon!
**Sings**
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We go to far at the dogs.
Smoke that pound of weed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm dale
skatin` on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the `83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd`s just don`t sell
i bet my cabby will
well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin` on the corner sellin` rap CD`s
when i met a lil` girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
`cause i didn`t know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin` afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
til the shit turned white
i thought to myself
`sheeba, sheeba!`
got my ass lookin` like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin` with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the mothafucka whooped my as all night
but i ain`t mad
at her prejudice dad
that`s the best damn pussy i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i`m gonna fuck that bitch
just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm bell
skatin` on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the `83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd`s just don`t sell
i bet my cabby will
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house `cause she looked fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her once, i fucked her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
don`t be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said `iiiiiiiiieeeeee`
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Colonel Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i`ll fry some chicken
if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm bell
skatin` on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the `83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd`s just don`t sell
i bet my cabby will
i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can`t wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so i owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border from Mexico
this fine young thing said her name`s Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married ut i can`t afford it
i know i`m gonna cry when she get departed
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
have you eva went ova a girl
starts to fuck but the pussy just ain`t no good
i mean ya gettin` upset
`cause you can`t get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off
and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in it`s her big boyfriend
and he ask you where you from
so you wipe your mouth
and you ty to explain
you start talking real fast
but he already mad
`cause you fuckin` his one
so he start beatin` on yo ass
so your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now it`s soft
you thought you had a girl to rock ya world
but you still have to go jack off