Common As Muck lyrics

You`re not Bridget Bardot, I`m not Jack Palance.
I`m not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
Or Fred Astaire---

You`re not Sidney Taffler, I`m not Dirk Bogarde.
I`m not very stylish, and you`re not avant garde,
Or Lional Blair---

We`re as common as muck.
??? ??? ??? ??? Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful, we don`t give a damn--.
Love a duck! We`re as common as muck.

You`re not Victor Hugo, I`m not Patience Strong,
I`m not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair-- Oh!

I`m not Nellie Melba, you`re not Nellie Dean
We do our best endeavours to keep our newbies? clean
Because we care!

We`re as common as muck.
??? ??? ??? ??? Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful, we don`t give a damn.
Love a duck! We`re as common as muck.

We`re as common as muck.
??? ??? ??? ??? Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful, we don`t give a damn.
Love a duck! We`re as common as muck.

[??? = foreign language, probably `good luck` in other languages