Constipated lyrics

[Parody of `Complicated` by Avril Lavigne]

Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
My friends think I`m such a bore
Just cause I won`t go with them out to eat
Processed meat

I steer clear of Burger King
Fast Food
It just ain`t my thing
And if you understood what it does to me
You would see

Cause then later on
I`m stuck in the john
I trying to relax
I`m taking ex-lax
I`ve so stressing out
There`s zilch coming out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I get, you can bet
If it`s meat, or it`s sweet
Could be fries, there`s no compromise
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no

I drove out to see the Doc
I`m still coping with the shock
Cause next thing
That I know, he`s giving me
A colonoscopy

Then when I`m out of stamina
Time for another enima
What`s worse
They still don`t know why Micky D`s is making me

A slave to the can
A Metamucil man
I can`t seem to go
I`m tense head to toe
The viens in my neck
Are bulging out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
Where I go, Domino`s
Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme
KFC, no thank you please
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no

Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
I can`t take this anymore
Don`t you even think about inviting me
Can`t you see

That when I get home
I`m stuck on the throne
I trying to relax
I`m taking ex-lax
I`m so stressing out
There`s zilch coming out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I try, or apply
Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts
Pune Juice, it`s just no use
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no
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