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<pre><font size='+2'>CONSTIPATED lyrics BOB RICCI</font><br>[Parody of `Complicated` by Avril Lavigne]<br />
<br />
Eat out<br />
Whatchya cooking for?<br />
My friends think I`m such a bore<br />
Just cause I won`t go with them out to eat<br />
Processed meat<br />
<br />
I steer clear of Burger King<br />
Fast Food<br />
It just ain`t my thing<br />
And if you understood what it does to me<br />
You would see<br />
<br />
Cause then later on<br />
I`m stuck in the john<br />
I trying to relax<br />
I`m taking ex-lax<br />
I`ve so stressing out<br />
There`s zilch coming out of me<br />
<br />
Tell me<br />
Why does fast food make me so constipated?<br />
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out<br />
It gets me frustrated<br />
It makes no differnce<br />
What I get, you can bet<br />
If it`s meat, or it`s sweet<br />
Could be fries, there`s no compromise<br />
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it<br />
No, no, no<br />
<br />
I drove out to see the Doc<br />
I`m still coping with the shock<br />
Cause next thing<br />
That I know, he`s giving me<br />
A colonoscopy<br />
<br />
Then when I`m out of stamina<br />
Time for another enima<br />
What`s worse<br />
They still don`t know why Micky D`s is making me<br />
<br />
A slave to the can<br />
A Metamucil man<br />
I can`t seem to go<br />
I`m tense head to toe<br />
The viens in my neck<br />
Are bulging out of me<br />
<br />
Tell me<br />
Why does fast food make me so constipated?<br />
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out<br />
It gets me frustrated<br />
It makes no differnce<br />
Where I go, Domino`s<br />
Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme<br />
KFC, no thank you please<br />
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it<br />
No, no, no<br />
No, no, no<br />
No, no, no<br />
No, no, no<br />
<br />
Eat out<br />
Whatchya cooking for?<br />
I can`t take this anymore<br />
Don`t you even think about inviting me<br />
Can`t you see<br />
<br />
That when I get home<br />
I`m stuck on the throne<br />
I trying to relax<br />
I`m taking ex-lax<br />
I`m so stressing out<br />
There`s zilch coming out of me<br />
<br />
Tell me<br />
Why does fast food make me so constipated?<br />
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out<br />
It gets me frustrated<br />
It makes no differnce<br />
What I try, or apply<br />
Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts<br />
Pune Juice, it`s just no use<br />
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it<br />
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[Parody of `Complicated` by Avril Lavigne]

Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
My friends think I`m such a bore
Just cause I won`t go with them out to eat
Processed meat

I steer clear of Burger King
Fast Food
It just ain`t my thing
And if you understood what it does to me
You would see

Cause then later on
I`m stuck in the john
I trying to relax
I`m taking ex-lax
I`ve so stressing out
There`s zilch coming out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I get, you can bet
If it`s meat, or it`s sweet
Could be fries, there`s no compromise
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no

I drove out to see the Doc
I`m still coping with the shock
Cause next thing
That I know, he`s giving me
A colonoscopy

Then when I`m out of stamina
Time for another enima
What`s worse
They still don`t know why Micky D`s is making me

A slave to the can
A Metamucil man
I can`t seem to go
I`m tense head to toe
The viens in my neck
Are bulging out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
Where I go, Domino`s
Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme
KFC, no thank you please
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no

Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
I can`t take this anymore
Don`t you even think about inviting me
Can`t you see

That when I get home
I`m stuck on the throne
I trying to relax
I`m taking ex-lax
I`m so stressing out
There`s zilch coming out of me

Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn`t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I try, or apply
Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts
Pune Juice, it`s just no use
My gastrointestinal track doesn`t wanna take it
No, no, no

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