Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers lyrics

See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes?
She`s dying
`cause her boyfriend didn`t show up

Pull her out of line
Stick her in a waiting room
And ignore her
`til her face gets really bloated

And i wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Leanin` in the window

Yellow, red, blue, green
Show me what i haven`t seen
I`m dying
`cause the chicks here really blow

See that amazon?
Looks like her head`s connected to her shoulders
They look like little boulders

And i wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right



And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Heading to the (?)

What would i give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight

And i wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Bringing me a drinky-poo

With a faggot on her left
And a faggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
`cause the chicks all suck tonight
And the band is such a bore
And i`ve seen it all before
And there`s sugar
Making me a video

What would i give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
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