Copenhagen Junkie lyrics

Well I`ve never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch

To help me thru the trials of this life

But there`s one thing I cant do with out and Copenhagens what I`m talkin`

About and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife

Now when I first started chewin` I didn`t know what I was doin`

But I liked the way it helped me to relax

And a big ol` chew tastes might good just the way Copenhagen should

But when its gone I`m a slobbering maniac

I`m a Copenhagen junkie there`s a big ol` hairy monkey on my back

And he just wont let me be

Cause when I run out of chewin` know I`m on the road to ruin

Zes that Copenhagen`s got a hold on me



I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans

And you know if wouldn`t really bother me at all

I can go without food for a couple of days but if you take my s`noose away

I`ll be climbing like the spider up the wall

I`m a Copenhagen junkie...



Well I even tried to quit one time my knees got weak I sorta went blind

And my mellow disposition headed south

And I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabid dog and

Start frothin` and foamin` at the mouth

I`m a Copenhagen junkie...



Can I help you sir ah yeah do you got any Copenhagen

No Sir I`m afraid we`re all out ah

I`m a Copenhagen junkie...

Ah Copenhagen it makes me feel so good

But when its gone boys I ain`t feeling exactly the way I should