Couch Test Casting lyrics

I`m couch test casting in Hollywood

Couch test casting makes me feel so good

My luck with women is ever lasting

On my office couch,I`m always casting



You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you`ll go real far

The office is open from 8 to 4

Don`t care if you can act cause you`re just a whore



There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus

She kicked me down her body without a fuss

The next girl came all the way from New York City

She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty



You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you`ll go real far

Take acting lessons and modeling class

It don`t matter,I`ll be messin` with your ass



The next girl was 9 and needed protection

I got bold and I got an erection

So all you chicks,if you wanna go far

You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star



You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you`ll go real far

Lying on your back you say you can act

You`re just a slut and that`s a fact



Couch test casting ih Hollywood

Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good

And when I`m through with you baby

There`s a street pump waiting just for you yeah!



You wanna come to hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you`ll go real far

My office is open from 8 to 4

I don`t care if you can act cause you`re just a whore
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