Cry Baby lyrics

My guy is really something, he`s sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn`t take much to make him cry.
If you hurt someone helpless, it`s like taking away all his toys,
He`s just a cry baby boy.

My guy is sentimental, he`s always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don`t know what I should do.
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
He`s just a cry baby bore.

Chorus:

I don`t want to hurt his feelings,
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
If I turn out like him, I think I`m gonna cry, baby
La, la, la, la, la, la,
He`s such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spoken:) And I`ll tell you something else

My guy is such a wet noodle, he`s always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can`t even tell you why.
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
He`s just a cry baby guy.

(Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear

My guy is such a whiner, he`s worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
He`s such a cry baby man.

(chorus)

I love a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
He`s such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you