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<pre><font size='+2'>CZECHOSLOVAKIA lyrics BLACK 47</font><br>one bright and sunny mornin` down on avenue b<br />as i was returnin` home from a night of debauchery<br />i met me landlord boris, `yo,` sez he,<br />`would ya ever go over to czechoslovakia,<br />marry me daughter for me?`<br /><br />he waved a pistol and 5000 dollars in me face<br />`she better be a virgin, when she hits the states`<br />i told him i had some business with the pope in rome<br />so he threw in a ticket to italy on me way back home<br /><br />would you ever go over to czechoslovakia, marry me daughter for me<br />she`s the finest girl in prague, you`ll ever see<br />her name is citizen gertie, a communist is she<br />she wants to come to america, be a capitalist like me<br /><br />when i landed in slovakia, i drank a dozen pints<br />but when i caught a glimpse of gertie i nearly died of fright<br />she was 6 feet in her stockings, she viewed me with dismay<br />`is this the best they can do for me in the dear old usa?`<br /><br />but despite me splittin` headache, i wooed her like a man<br />and very soon thereafter we were married in prague<br />i remembered boris` pistol and me vow of chastity<br />but when she pinned me to the bed that night, i gave up instantly..<br /><br />bright and early next mornin` i went to see the pope in rome<br />gertie left for america, make new york her home<br />she landed down on avenue b lookin` for a mansion grand<br />boris was drunk, the building stunk, the city was mad<br />she`d been had,<br />this was the height of depravity - not what she`d seen on mtv...<br /><br />i wasn`t farin` much better with the holy father in rome<br />some turkish wiseguy whacked him and he wasn`t even at home<br />so i landed back in new york oh so sad<br />stared down the barrel of boris`s gun, jeez was he ever mad<br />he accused me of buggerin` his daughter but to make matters worse<br />she`d spent over 20 grand in macys and in saks<br />she sat there in her underwear, gave me a dirty wink<br />but when i thought about the credit cards me love began to shrink<br /><br />so we drove her out to kennedy 14 trunks and all<br />and we said a prayer for the holy father back in rome<br />but as her plane rose over rockaway, boris he said to me<br />`would you ever go over to czechoslovakia and marry me daughter for me...`<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/czechoslovakia_lyrics-black_47.html" target='_blank'>CZECHOSLOVAKIA lyrics BLACK 47</a></pre>

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one bright and sunny mornin` down on avenue b
as i was returnin` home from a night of debauchery
i met me landlord boris, `yo,` sez he,
`would ya ever go over to czechoslovakia,
marry me daughter for me?`

he waved a pistol and 5000 dollars in me face
`she better be a virgin, when she hits the states`
i told him i had some business with the pope in rome
so he threw in a ticket to italy on me way back home

would you ever go over to czechoslovakia, marry me daughter for me
she`s the finest girl in prague, you`ll ever see
her name is citizen gertie, a communist is she
she wants to come to america, be a capitalist like me

when i landed in slovakia, i drank a dozen pints
but when i caught a glimpse of gertie i nearly died of fright
she was 6 feet in her stockings, she viewed me with dismay
`is this the best they can do for me in the dear old usa?`

but despite me splittin` headache, i wooed her like a man
and very soon thereafter we were married in prague
i remembered boris` pistol and me vow of chastity
but when she pinned me to the bed that night, i gave up instantly..

bright and early next mornin` i went to see the pope in rome
gertie left for america, make new york her home
she landed down on avenue b lookin` for a mansion grand
boris was drunk, the building stunk, the city was mad
she`d been had,
this was the height of depravity - not what she`d seen on mtv...

i wasn`t farin` much better with the holy father in rome
some turkish wiseguy whacked him and he wasn`t even at home
so i landed back in new york oh so sad
stared down the barrel of boris`s gun, jeez was he ever mad
he accused me of buggerin` his daughter but to make matters worse
she`d spent over 20 grand in macys and in saks
she sat there in her underwear, gave me a dirty wink
but when i thought about the credit cards me love began to shrink

so we drove her out to kennedy 14 trunks and all
and we said a prayer for the holy father back in rome
but as her plane rose over rockaway, boris he said to me
`would you ever go over to czechoslovakia and marry me daughter for me...`

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