Intro: J-Ro
There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one]
Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime
when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift
[one two] It`s the Alkaholik funk
One two, ah one two, yeah
Yeah, ah one two, ah one two
Verse One: J-Ro
Ooh, we got to clown, E-Swift get the rockets
Niggaz step back I`m pullin rhymes out my pockets
I`m drop bombs like my man Joe Lewis
So all you can do is, be the black and bluest
This ain`t Monopoly the Liks will never get the boot
I got the kind of rhymes to make a fly girl group
Yo, I`m the baddest man with a hit since Roberto Clemente
Ooh, my style is muy calient
I bail through Hell and won`t bust a sweat
I walk through a rainstorm and still won`t get wet
So you must have a locomotive, I mean a crazy reason
To wanna step up, it`s sucker punk season
I bust through lines like Jerome Meadis
We`re fresh as lettuce, the front row gets the wettest
You talk about a party, then I flex
I`m walkin out the R-E in my X
Chorus 2X: J-Ro
The Alkaholiks got the beats that`ll make you say [Daaam!]
The Alkaholiks got freaks that`ll make you say [Daaam!]
The Alkaholiks got rhymes that`ll make you say [Daaam!]
Everytime I make a jam, make you wanna say [Daaam!]
Interlude 2X: group
We are the Alkaholiks
We be rockin from coast to coast
And when it comes to fresh beats and rhymes
You know who got the most
Verse Two: Tash
While he sound like he do I keep to my own
With the liquid-ass lyrics that y`all niggaz get a tone
Though I`m known in every zone for my styleof entertaining
I spray you with my beer and make you niggaz think it`s raining
The liquidator with the hardcore demanor-a