Dai Texas lyrics

serious, man, knows it...........

a pint of petrol, poured onto my pubes
took a live match and lit the fuse
i start to scream, i feel confused
i`m a human time-bomb when i`m fuked up on booze

like a lethal injection with a fukin` gold needle
or songs of praise up St. Worths(?) Cathedral
game for a laugh like Jeremy Beadle
fukin` GLC, we`re fukin` safe, knows it

glug glug glug, had a drink in the pub
went home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin` rub
she said, `get away, you make me feel sick`
but i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was Mick
she was a man! i got really scared
i thought she was a bird and she had funny hair
i got so fukin` scared that i ran away
i never told the GLC, cos they thought i was gay

ooh-la-la-laaa, i don`t buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaar
i loves gettin` loadsa fukin` draw
and then sell it to my mates and gettin` fukin` wrecked up
and lying on the floor
you knows the way we do`s it in the GLC
fukin` safe, when the sun`s shining i fukin` go`s down the park
i gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin` takes a couple of fukin` dirty slags wimme
i fukin` has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it`s fukin` wicked, knows it

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he`s got tourettes
and he smokes loads of cigarettes
he`s responsible for the death of a girl called Leah Betts
he`s Adam Hussain and he`s fukin` insane
he`s here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin` game
he`s out of his head, but he`s not around
so he gets the word together and pass on the GLC sound

knows it...........GLC, knows it.......

i bought the weed off a bloke from Pont
he sells what the people need and gives them what they want
i bought over three ounces of his shit
he looked like Shakin` Stevens with hair like Rik Parfitt

he`s fukin`safe, i met him, er, fukin` mad Keith, fukin` told me who he was
and said, `fukin` go up there and he`ll sort you out`
he`s er, he`s got the draw, it`s fukin` really nice green, it fukin` gets you mashed up, man
fuk it, i`ve lost my fukin` head, man

rape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............

i has a wicked munch down fukin` Ramones
then it`s back to the `Port for a game of pool in Capones
you knows you`re safe in the GLC
they`re here to make you fukin` see that the `Port is safe as fuk to me
i loves being fukin` safe with my goldie lookin` chain
you fukin` knows it you fukin` cl*t, you fukin` shit..aaaaaaagggghhhh

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i used to think of myself as a bad boy or a G
but i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobility
goldie lookin` chain really fuks with your brain
Dai Texas on the mic and i`m feelin` insane
i lives down Risker and i got no mates
don`t ask me for business or fukin` updates

haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is Dai Texas......
haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is Dai Texas......

GLC, that`s right, his name`s fukin` Dai Texas
he drives round Corver Road in a Lexus
i got worried, he tried to sex us
but he`s fukin` safe, you knows it
GLC, fukin` razzle-dazzle
2000+2, P Xain, respect

haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is Dai Texas......
haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is Dai Texas......

if you`re an automobile owner, a handy tip
when parking in Safeways car-park
to utilize the mongo space
put some sellotape over your face
and walk out of the car with a limp
screaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedly
no one will question you, parking in this illegal area
i regularly uses it and it works for me, son

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