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<pre><font size='+2'>DANCE TEN LOOKS THREE lyrics ORIGINAL CAST</font><br>conceived, choreographed and directed by MICHAEL BENNET<br />
book by JAMES KIRKWOOD and NICHOLAS DANTE<br />
music by MARVIN HAMLISCH<br />
lyrics by EDWARD KLEBAN<br />
<br />
FOLLOWS `Montage - Part 4 (Judy (cont.), Greg, Richie)`<br />
<br />
VAL (speaks)<br />
  but after a while I caught on.  I mean, I saw what they were hiring.  I also swiped my dance card once after an audition .  And on a scale of ten, they gave me, for dance: ten; for looks: three.  Well!<br />
(sings)<br />
Dance: ten; looks: three.<br />
And I`m still on unemployment,<br />
dancing for my own enjoyment.<br />
That ain`t it, kid.  That ain`t it kid.<br />
`Dance: ten; looks: three,`  it`s like to die!<br />
Left the theater and called the doctor for my appointment to buy <br />
Tits and ass.<br />
Bought myself a fancy pair.<br />
Tightened up the derri?re.<br />
Ddi the nose with it.<br />
All that goes with it.<br />
Tits and ass!<br />
Had the bingo-bongos done.<br />
Suddenly I`m getting nash`nal tours!<br />
Tits and ass won`t get you jobs unless they`re yours!<br />
Didn`t cost a fortune neither.<br />
Didn`t hurt my sex life, either.<br />
<br />
Flat and sassy, I would get the strays and losers.<br />
Beggars really can`t be chosers.<br />
That ain`t it, kid.  That ain`t it, kid.<br />
Fixed the chassis.  `How do you do!`<br />
Like turned into an endless medly of `Gee, it had to be you, `<br />
Why <br />
Tits and ass!<br />
Where the cupboard once was bare,<br />
Now you knock and someone`s there.<br />
You have got `em, hey.<br />
Top to bottom.  Hey,<br />
It`s a gas!  Just a dash of silicone.<br />
Shake your new maracas and you`re fine!<br />
Tits and ass<br />
Can change your life.<br />
They sure changed mine!<br />
<br />
(VAL walks up and down the line, chest out.)<br />
<br />
VAL (speaks)<br />
You`re all looking at my tits now, aren`t you  <br />
<br />
CONNIE (later)<br />
I wouldn`t mind having just one of yours.<br />
<br />
VAL (speaks)<br />
Well, go out and buy them.<br />
(sings)<br />
Have t all done.<br />
Honey, take my word.<br />
Grab a cab, c`mon.  See the wizard on Park and Seventy-third<br />
For<br />
Tits and ass.<br />
Orchestra and balcony,<br />
What they want is what cha see.<br />
Keep the best of you.<br />
Do the rest of you.<br />
Pits, or class.<br />
I have never seen it fail.<br />
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.<br />
Tits and ass,<br />
Yes,<br />
Tits and ass<br />
Have changed my life<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/dance_ten_looks_three_lyrics-original_cast.html" target='_blank'>DANCE TEN LOOKS THREE lyrics ORIGINAL CAST</a></pre>

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conceived, choreographed and directed by MICHAEL BENNET
book by JAMES KIRKWOOD and NICHOLAS DANTE
music by MARVIN HAMLISCH
lyrics by EDWARD KLEBAN

FOLLOWS `Montage - Part 4 (Judy (cont.), Greg, Richie)`

VAL (speaks)
but after a while I caught on. I mean, I saw what they were hiring. I also swiped my dance card once after an audition . And on a scale of ten, they gave me, for dance: ten; for looks: three. Well!
(sings)
Dance: ten; looks: three.
And I`m still on unemployment,
dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain`t it, kid. That ain`t it kid.
`Dance: ten; looks: three,` it`s like to die!
Left the theater and called the doctor for my appointment to buy
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derri?re.
Ddi the nose with it.
All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I`m getting nash`nal tours!
Tits and ass won`t get you jobs unless they`re yours!
Didn`t cost a fortune neither.
Didn`t hurt my sex life, either.

Flat and sassy, I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can`t be chosers.
That ain`t it, kid. That ain`t it, kid.
Fixed the chassis. `How do you do!`
Like turned into an endless medly of `Gee, it had to be you, `
Why
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare,
Now you knock and someone`s there.
You have got `em, hey.
Top to bottom. Hey,
It`s a gas! Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you`re fine!
Tits and ass
Can change your life.
They sure changed mine!

(VAL walks up and down the line, chest out.)

VAL (speaks)
You`re all looking at my tits now, aren`t you

CONNIE (later)
I wouldn`t mind having just one of yours.

VAL (speaks)
Well, go out and buy them.
(sings)
Have t all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c`mon. See the wizard on Park and Seventy-third
For
Tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony,
What they want is what cha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits, or class.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass,
Yes,
Tits and ass
Have changed my life

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