We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly,
We`re gonna get laid by some greasy fellas,
We want some lump that`s gonna fer plate us,
And we`re gettin` under some Itallian waiters,
Dragged this Dago back fer hotel,
He`s got a fit body but he doesn`t half stink,
Kicking and squealing but I looked round,
I said come on slick, get a hard on now.
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Now.
Me boyfriend`s a twat,
He`s getting on me tits,
An` he hasn`t shagged us for a week `cos he`s always too pissed,
And he won`t know what the fuck to do,
When he sees me Send " Dans Underpant" Ringtone to your Cell