Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and looked to the door
and saw a man she never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes,
a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
A brand new car is parked right outside,
How`d you like to go for a ride?
She said, `Wait a minute, I have to think`
He said, ` that`s fine, may I please buy you a drink.`
One drink turned into three or four,
and they left and got into his car..
and they drove away, some place real far.
`Now, babe, the time has come..
How`d you like to have a little fun?`
And she said, ` If we could only please be on our way,
I would not run`
That`s when things got out of control.
She didnt want to, he had his way,
she said `Let`s go`, He said `No way`
`Come on babe, it`s your lucky day,
Shut your mouth, we`re gonna do it my way.
Dont be afraid, if it wasn`t for date rape, I`d never get laid.`
He finished up, he started the car,
he turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said, ` Now baby, don`t be sad,
In my opnion, you weren`t half bad`
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he`s got a big scar.
Come on, party people, won`t you listen to me
Date rape style.
Next day, she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney-at-law
went to the phone, dialeda police report,
then took the guys ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge,
he screamed `She lies, that little slut!`
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him twenty-five years.
Now his heart is filled with tears...
One night, in jail it was getting late,
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed, but the guards paid no attention
to his cries.
That`s when things got out of control.
Moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay to be drunk and horny..
But that`s the way it had to be,
they locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can`t take pity for men of his kind
Though he now takes it up the behind
But that`s the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key..
Well, I can`t take pity for men of his kind,
though he now takes it up the behind.